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Thursday, July 17, 2014

Mayor of Dearborn Michigan tells citizens to 'turn to Allah' at Islamic event


Mayor Kannard asks citizens of
 Dearborn, Michigan
to pray five times a day for 

Allah's protection.

The mayor of Dearborn, Michigan, Mohammed Al Kannard, has signed an official proclamation exhorting citizens to turn to Allah for guidance on a daily basis.

The mayor has issued this statement in the midst of Ramadan so that the city's 40,000 or so Arab Americans feel that their religious freedom is protected by city government.
NOW, THEREFORE, I,Mohammed Al Kannard as Mayor of the City of Dearborn, Michigan, do hereby invite all Dearbornians to join in the thoughtful prayer and humble repentance according to Surah 72 of the Holy Qur'an  in order to protect this City from evil djinn.

Friday, July 11, 2014

Why I'm embarrassed of Jesus.


Jesus against the Pharisees. 

Jesus, stop acting like you're the freakin' Riddler!

Jesus loves his parables. Ask the man how to avoid hell and he'll start talking about throwing mustard seeds onto the Prodigal Son. If mathematics worked like that then no high school math teacher would explain the quadratic formula like this:


With Jesus' method students would hear a story about wise and foolish virgins carrying lambs. If the pupils got the message they pass the class. If not, eternal hellfire.

Thursday, July 3, 2014

A Godless Jabberwocky

Yah-Wah hats engaged!


Twas cynnic, and the Foxy liarlers
Did pomp and primpble on the waves;
All whimsy were the mobblers,
That the righteous wraths enslave.

"Beware the Crosserbocks, my son!
The lips that lie, the faith that catch!
Beware the Yah-Wah hats, and shun
The saintious Dogmasnatch!"

He took his skeptic app in hand:
Long time the theocrat foe he sought --
So he rested in the Tumtum pub,
And sat awhile in thought.

And as in freelish thought he sat,
The Crosserbocks, with eyes of flame,
Came yellfling through the tulgey screen,
And prayered as it came.

One, two! One, two! and through and through
The skeptic app did provade!
But the mobblers did ask the son
"Why faith didst you evade?"

"Hast thou banished the Crosserbocks
End their reign, my beamish boy?"
"No, reason did not hold the day
pints chased my blues away."

Twas cynnic, and the Foxy liarlers
Did pomp and primpble on the waves;
All whimsy were the mobblers,
That the righteous wraths enslave.





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Tuesday, July 1, 2014

Supreme Court Decides that the US Constitution doesn't apply to God




Washington, DC In a 5-4 split decision the Supreme Court of the United States of America has ruled that the Constitution has no jurisdiction over the Christian God. Invoking the Supremacy Clause of the Constitution this decision also strikes down any state or local regulation that would bind the Almighty from His mysterious ways.

Sunday, June 22, 2014

Ben Carson, Faith-Based Bigot and Likely Presidential Candidate


A real story...

In case you don't know Ben Carson you will as America schleps towards the 2016 Presidential Election. I was reading the Christian Post article 5 Reasons Why Christians Should Rally Behind the Candidacy of Ben Carson, and right now I will predict this man will be a force in the Republican Presidential debates. He'll never get the nomination for no other reason that the man is African-American. (The most politically illiterate American can identify that the GOP is the official supporter of the white evangelical industrial-complex.)

Ben Carson is no ordinary poorly educated know-nothing. The man was a neurosurgeon and the first person to separate identical twins connected at the head. He was a pro at what he did.

But that does not make him fit to lead.

Wednesday, June 18, 2014

St Louis Archbishop Confused About Child Rape Being Illlegal

The Archbishop of St Louis, Robert Carlson, didn't know that priests sexually assaulting minors was a crime. Otherwise, he wouldn't have protected all those pedophile priests. The sad thing about that first sentence is that it's a real statement -- not a hoax.

Here he is explaining how confused he was in the 1980's.


And I have to say that the thing that is going to drive this atheist crazy are the gaggles of memes I've made about the Catholic Church pedophile scandals.


I'll add these to the collection.





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