|Idolater in Chief|
In a recent nationwide survey 35% of those respondents self identifying as Tea Party Patriots condemn President Obama for taking time out from being President of the United States in order to host the hit FOX TV show Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey. Across the nation local groups are forming cells of resistance against the tyranny of scientific materialism.
From the regional center of Tea Party nation in Alabaster, Alabama the executive council of the organization held a public forum on this disturbing turn of events in the sanctuary of Warren Avenue Baptist Church.
President Barack Hussein Obama has committed high crimes against these United States, and blasphemy in the eyes of the Lord. While we the people appreciate the time off he has taken from destroying our traditional way of life via the abuse of executive power, it is one hundred and ten percent wrong for him to go on TV like this and carry on. The office of the president is a sacred duty. The Oval Office should not have an astrologer in it. - opening remarks by Tea Party Patriot Regional President, Donald FaulknerShotguns were pounded on the floor in support of Mr Faulkner's brash statement. Faces in the pews were awash with concern, anger, and belief in God.