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is being prepared for representatives and senators.
Washington, DC In a shocking turn of events the House and the Senate have voted on making random drug tests mandatory for legislators via the Political Welfare Act of 2013 (aka, PWA2013) . In a 98-2 vote in the Senate and a 434-1 vote in the House this measure obtained unprecedented bipartisan support. Not only did PWA2013 pass with limited debate and no filibusters, but the measure calls for politicians to pay for the tests out of their own pockets. Tax payers will suffer no costs due to the new law.