Thursday, July 17, 2014

Mayor of Dearborn Michigan tells citizens to 'turn to Allah' at Islamic event

Mayor Kannard asks citizens of
 Dearborn, Michigan
to pray five times a day for 

Allah's protection.

The mayor of Dearborn, Michigan, Mohammed Al Kannard, has signed an official proclamation exhorting citizens to turn to Allah for guidance on a daily basis.

The mayor has issued this statement in the midst of Ramadan so that the city's 40,000 or so Arab Americans feel that their religious freedom is protected by city government.
NOW, THEREFORE, I,Mohammed Al Kannard as Mayor of the City of Dearborn, Michigan, do hereby invite all Dearbornians to join in the thoughtful prayer and humble repentance according to Surah 72 of the Holy Qur'an  in order to protect this City from evil djinn.
Mayor Kannard recently announced the declaration while celebrating the breaking of the Ramadan fast.

Local djinn are hoping that atheists
will lower the psychic herd immunity
of your community.
The Mayor stated that the proclamation was in the great tradition of George Washington who wished the nation to follow God's will.

Local Spiritualist Master, Joshua Mishegas, stated evil genies (djinn) pose a threat to the populace in the same manner that Catholic-based demons assault Catholics. "Pope Francis has stated that demons are real, and there is a whole manual that exorcists use to get rid of those entities. Asking a city to pray against other worldly threats only makes sense."

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1 comment:

  1. I am actually looking forward to the day that some senator or governor comes out and actually says people should pray to some random god other than old Yahweh. I think it will create such an interesting response.


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