|The new poster child for sex ed in Texas.|
Houston, Texas Lawmakers have passed bill SB 310, otherwise known as the 'Taking wombs back for Jesus' or 'Christ-centered sex education' into law. The new law revokes the secular-socialist model that Planned Parenthood used within the state, and replaces it with system that promotes traditional values. The bill was introduced by Senator Ken Paxton who believes that Planned Parenthood places too great an emphasis on sexual freedom, and that something had to be done about the fact that Texas leads the country in teen pregnancy. This disturbing fact that has nothing to do with the 1995 legislation that made abstinence the only sex ed that students would receive.
Here is the expert testimony from the hearings from a mother of five .
... Renate Sims of Round Rock told the Senate Education Committee she strives to teach her five children that “married sex and only married sex is appropriate.”
“Abortion providers like Planned Parenthood and their affiliates can’t possibly communicate this message effectively because of their inherent conflict of interest. If teenagers consistently viewed sex as something to be saved for marriage, Planned Parenthood would lose abortion business,” Sims said. sourceWhat is the new modus operandi for Planned Parenthood in the Lone Star State? Here is the four point plan of the new law.
- Planned Parenthood will now be re-branded as TMP (Traditional Marriage and Procreation ).
- All professionals (teachers, janitors, etc) at TMP will sign loyalty contracts that specifically state that he or she will never think or act in a manner contradictory to the company's mission. Random lie detector tests will be administered to staff.
- The word math will be substituted for sex, and faith will be substituted for education. Example: Mary, who is in the 9th grade, got pregnant despite all the mathy faith she received in school.
- TMP will be using social media to get their word out to the kids. This new video will get the message out that God, Jesus, and obedience trumps secularism, the Enlightenment, and reason.
The liberal enclave of Austin have chosen to secede from the state due to this measure.
*Yep, this is a Poe, kinda sorta. You should click the links above to get the whole story.