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Monday, July 9, 2012

My Top Ten Christian Cliches

I sometimes comment on the Huffington Post's Religion section just to see if my snarky response gets through the moderators. Today's comment was on 10 Cliches Christians Should Avoid.

Here are my top ten Christian cliches.

10. You're going to Hell.
9. Faggot.
8. You're going to Hell, Faggot.
7. Vote Republican.
6. You have to respect my right to tell you what to do.
5. It's Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve.
4. You're going to Hell (such a favorite it had to mentioned twice).
3. America is a Christian country.
2. *insert biblical verse* support assertion by *another biblical verse*.
1. The Old Testament has nothing to do with us -- and then use Old Testament verses to support current political policies.

Obvious?

Yes.

Funny?

Maybe.

Sad?

Definitely.

This is Purgatory.

2 comments:

  1. "5. It's Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve."

    Actually, it _is_ Adam and Steve:

    http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=2409#comic

    Lurker111

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