Tuesday, June 26, 2012

At Last! The Religious Right Has Proof That Gay Marriage Is Destroying America

The Religious Right finally has unmistakable evidence that gay marriage is destroying the natural order. Here is Molly, a bulldog, nursing a litter of kittens. The biological mother "Kitty Kitty" was killed by a car. 



*Here are a few quotes from religious leaders:



"All this talk about the kitties having two mommies is an abomination. What I want to know is where the kitty daddy is.  --Rev. Caleb King of the First Baptist Church of Crooked Creek.
"I blame Obama." - Mitt Romney 

"As soon as you allow the gays into the military God comes around and does this to us. What's next? An MTV show about teen moms having Spot or Fido suckling their babies?" - Tony Perkins of the Family Research Council

"I told America this kind of thing would happen as soon as the government told us to treat our employees like human beings." - Cardinal Dolan
  


"I think it's time to burn more Korans." - Rev. Terry Jones

I can feel the power of the secular humanist demonic milk coming out of that b*tches teets. - Pat Robertson in one of his more lucid moments.

*Do I have to mention that the quotes are fictitious? Probably not, but new people to Purgatory may not recognize a joke when they see it.



7 comments:

  1. Ha ha ha. If those quotes are actually made up then they are
    pretty good! I actually believed a few of them . The
    Mit Romney one is funny.

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  2. "... human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together, MASS HYSTERIA!" Peter Venkman

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  3. And lest we not forget the prophesy in Ghostbusters - dogs and cats living together!

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  4. What's sad is those faux quotes aren't far off from what those bigots normally say.

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