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Get rid of the beard. God has been sporting the same look for a long, long time.
Sure, the full beard is a symbol of the Almighty's personal brand. It has served Him well. It's kinda like Donald Trump's hair in a way: It demands respect. However, for the new year Yahweh wants to try a new look. A look that sums up His character. A look that encompasses His mercy. A look that says "Here I am b*tches, worship me or else".
That's it. The Stalin 'stache. Nothing says divine swagger like the facial hair worn by the architect of such great feats like the Great Purge (which killed well over 1.5 million), the man made famines of 1921-1922, 1932-1933, and, of course, the cult of personality of Papa Joe.
Next time you see the God of love wiping out a city via flood, earthquake, or disease, don't be surprised that the Big Guy has shaved off the beard and sporting the hottest facial hair of the USSR in the early to mid twentieth century.
This is Purgatory.
Sure, the full beard is a symbol of the Almighty's personal brand. It has served Him well. It's kinda like Donald Trump's hair in a way: It demands respect. However, for the new year Yahweh wants to try a new look. A look that sums up His character. A look that encompasses His mercy. A look that says "Here I am b*tches, worship me or else".
That's it. The Stalin 'stache. Nothing says divine swagger like the facial hair worn by the architect of such great feats like the Great Purge (which killed well over 1.5 million), the man made famines of 1921-1922, 1932-1933, and, of course, the cult of personality of Papa Joe.
Next time you see the God of love wiping out a city via flood, earthquake, or disease, don't be surprised that the Big Guy has shaved off the beard and sporting the hottest facial hair of the USSR in the early to mid twentieth century.
This is Purgatory.
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