Friday, May 20, 2011

Twelve Step Program For Believers Of The May 21 Rapture.

The 12 Steps For Those Who Are Addicted to God.

1. Admit that the concept of God has made your life unmanageable.

2. Believe that your own hard work and effort will restore you to sanity.

3. Make a decision to understand the universe in a rational and methodical manner.

4. Make a fearless reason based inventory of yourself.

5. Admit to yourself the exact nature of your wrongs (hating homosexuals, being gullible, etc.).

6. You must be completely ready to expunge all superstition.

7. Forgive yourself for being deluded by the idea of God - you are only human.

8. Make a list of all persons you have harmed, and become willing to make amends to them all. (While under the influence of the God meme you probably did some dickish stuff.)

9.  Make direct amends to such people wherever possible.

10. Continue to take personal inventory and when you are wrong promptly admit it.

11. Be mindful of your education as a skeptic, and learn about logical fallacies as well as the scientific method.

12. Having gone through the process of cleansing yourself of superstition, go and carry the message to those who are still under the God delusion.

*Based on the 12 steps of AA

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