I used nothing but quotes from William Lane Craig's discussion on the Slaughter of the Canaanites. I personally wish that Dr Craig churns out more of this kind of material, because these satirical posts write themselves. I used direct quotes from his piece in the last three frames.
Stating the obvious, but if it was OK to kill babies then maybe it will be OK to kill them again.
War is Peace.
Freedom is Slavery.
This is Purgatory.