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Monday, March 14, 2011

An Atheist's Fairy Tale

Once upon a time, there were a species of monkeys. These monkeys were as happy as monkeys could be. They were born, and lived typical monkey lives of eating, defecating, and fornicating. Of course, everything was not happy in monkey land, because some monkeys were a**holes.

It was as if the only thing these evil monkeys lived for were to screw with the other monkeys. Bad monkeys. Bad. Bad. Bad.



Overtime, the smart monkeys had more babies than their intellect-challenged brethren. Soon, there were a lot of smart monkeys.


WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO WITH ALL THOSE MONKEYS???



Evil monkeys (yes, some smart monkeys were evil) had a series of ideas: 1. All these monkeys have stuff; 2. Evil monkeys want that stuff; 3. How to get that stuff?; 4. Trick the other monkeys to voluntarily give you that stuff, AND work hard to give evil monkeys more, more, more.

But how?

How can you get all the other monkeys to work hard all their little monkey lives for the whims of evil monkeys?

Easy.


MAKE STUFF UP! 


Things like... 


HEAVEN!



GOD! 






AND


THE DEVIL!

Whew! I'm glad that was just a fairy tale...

in Purgatory.

2 comments:

  1. The only fairy tale here is evolution which has ZERO transitional fossils to support it. Meanwhile atheism is an illogical theory supported by no evidence. This blog further destroys atheism:

    http://scientificevidenceforgod.blogspot.co.uk/

    If you want to believe you were an accident who evolved from apes who eat their own excrement. Be my guest. Whatever makes you happy I guess but don't promote the atheist/evolution fairy tale as truth when it's not.

    Farewell.

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    1. At first I just thought you were ignorant beyond belief, but thanks to the article, I now realize that many more people than I thought are stupid, and now I believe it.

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