It's true! There seems to be a significant size difference between Northern Platypuses and Southern Platypuses. Which are the favored children of the Great Platypus in the Sky?
There can be only one way to find out...
The short piece below are from those science people who blaspheme the Father of all Paltypi (he doesn't know that platypi isn't the plural of platypus, I'm not the one who is going to tell him) by talking about evolution and stuff.