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Sunday, July 18, 2010

Warning! Warning! Warning!

WARNING!

GOD-A-TONS HAVE BEEN SIGHTED

IN YOUR AREA!

It has been reported (by me at least) that  many of our fellow citizens have been possessed by a rogue meme!

This meme is insidious and goes by many names:

Christianity
Islam
Judaism
Hinduism

This meme is particularly dangerous and has caused the possessed to:

-Abuse children
-Scapegoat innocent groups of people
-Kill everyone who isn't infected by the meme
and worst of all
-Wear silly hats


Citizens are cautioned to stay alert!
Methods of preventing infection include:

Possessing Critical Thinking Skills
Science Literacy
and most importantly
Reading This Blog

Good luck my fellow non infected citizens!

We need it...

in Purgatory.





8 comments:

  1. Is America burning yet?

    Maybe we need some more...


    we use the DIVINE against the ESTABLISHMENT... you?


    we do better DEMOLITIONS than you, savage...


    RENOUNCE YOUR ATHEISM AND JOIN THE SOCIALIST FAITH!


    let them know if the MDC continues more people will die...

    the WORLD TRADE CENTER PROPHECY - THE DANCE OF DEATH

    WORLD TRADE CENTER PROPHECY


    FLUSH ATHEISM!

    Actually it is a ROYAL FLUSH!!!

    Let me show you how ATHEISTS were partially responsible for 911

    These ATHEISTS NEED TO BE ON THE TERRORIST WATCH LIST!

    You don’t even have SCIENCE on your side…

    You’re a perfect example of when PHILOSOPHY becomes an ENEMY OF LIFE...

    http://stephenlaw.blogspot.com/2010/06/playing-mystery-card.html

    not quite samantha with her *supernatural spit*, eh?

    this isn't one of your little WORD GAMES...

    blasphemy is a DEATH SENTENCE

    you people actually BELIEVE the BS you preach!

    GOD 1 - atheists 0

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQcNiD0Z3MU


    Atheists,

    you are ENEMIES OF GOD AND ARE GOING TO BE ANNIHILATED...

    Repent and turn to God or be destroyed...

    YOU HAVE NO CHOICE...

    my interpretation of the STATUE FIRE... it symbolizes the SPIRITUAL DEATH of atheism...

    http://www.latimes.com/news/custom/topofthetimes/national/la-naw-0616-jesus-statue-lightning-20100616,0,4295974.story

    http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2010/6/16/1276680110544/The-King-of-Kings-statue--005.jpg

    http://www.latimes.com/media/photo/2010-06/54332292.jpg


    http://friendlyatheist.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/butterjesus-1.jpg

    PRINCESS DI IS WEARING A NEW DRESS!

    http://www.princeofwales.gov.uk/speechesandarticles/a_speech_by_hrh_the_prince_of_wales_titled_islam_and_the_env_252516346.html
    ______________________________
    http://skepticblog.org/2010/04/06/would-i-ever-pray-for-a-miracle/

    Shermer, I WANT TO SEE YOU BEG FOR A MIRACLE...
    ___________________
    we do like your music Lady Gaga, but...

    The B**BQUAKE - 911

    Let me show you the FATE OF TRAITORS...

    http://www.loiterink.com/photos/products/182_3424_500x500.jpg

    they are incapable of telling the difference between SCIENTIFIC *FACT* AND
    RELIGIOUS AND PHILOSOPHICAL *TRUTH*... FATAL ERROR!

    they also preach a *VALUE FREE SCIENCE* called *POSITIVISM* that ignores the
    inequalities of wealth and power in capitalist civilization...

    for a sample taste of PZ Myers' GARBAGE...

    http://scienceblogs.com/pharyngula/2010/06/sunday_sacrilege_imagine_no_he.php

    HIJACKING IN PROGRESS!!!

    http://hawaiiwebgroup.com/maui-design/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/website-hijacking.jpg

    HIJACKING IN PROGRESS!!!

    how can these HEADLESS IDIOTS BET AGAINST GOD!!!
    ________________________________________
    what happens when you LOSE Pascal's Wager...

    http://www.peterkreeft.com/topics/pascals-wager.htm
    ____________
    you FIGHT PAPER MONSTERS...

    the blood and bodies of the atheist movement...

    you mofos killed MICKEY MOUSE!!!!

    this has more TRUTH then what Dawkins, Randi, Harris, Myers, and Shermer
    combined have said in their entire lives...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch#!v=5R2wE8Sduhs&playnext_from=TL&videos=hht1U_19anc&feature=rec-LGOUT-exp_fresh%2Bdiv-1r-3-HM

    they tried to BULLDOZE the entire METAPHYSICAL DIMENSION...
    they LOST THE WAR......

    you have FORFEIT YOUR SOUL, shermer... you have become an object in the material world, as you WISHED...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUB4j0n2UDU

    http://farm1.static.flickr.com/7/11792994_ffaaee87fa.jpg

    we're gonna smash that TV...

    They had become ENEMIES OF THE PEOPLE AND OF GOD...

    you pushed too much and *CROSSED THE LINE*

    degenerates (PZ) or children (HEMANT) - ATHEISTS!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRRg2tWGDSY

    THE BOOBQUAKE - 911!
    ****************************************************
    http://dissidentphilosophy.lifediscussion.net/philosophy-f1/the-boobquake-911-t1310.htm

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  2. Shit, you would post this while I'm still in my underwear. Yes, it's 4:15 in the afternoon, but I have my reasons.
    Anyway, is there an 800 number I can call if I see one of these things?
    If one is sighted, will lack of pants put me in any greater danger? Should I hide?
    Dammit man, I'm a blogger,not a fighter...

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  3. G.M. -

    I would say that the lack of pants usually puts one in greater danger in most situations....

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  4. snoopy the cardshark snarkJuly 18, 2010 at 4:48 PM

    Who the hell is DM? (not to be confused with GM) who posted the insane god-wrath-hellfire-and-atheists-killed-micky-mouse rant?
    Lot of emotion in that rant. Go back and read your rant DM, only pretend it was written by a muslim against a christian (change the words in your mind to suit this interpretation . . . you can figure it out). Then maybe you'll see how insane and scary you sound. And not scary in the sense that there's a shred of possibility that you might be right - just scary in the sense that you're a real creepy f$%kin' scary Micky Mouse s%^$in mofo . . .

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  5. Just wanted to take a minute and say that I've been following your blog for... maybe a month? Don't even know how I found it anymore. But I'm really enjoying it. Thanks!

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  6. @ GaryU - Thanks, I appreciate the comment!

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  7. Ignore DM. The man is clinically insane and spends his time copypasting this crap on everybody's blog.
    On the upside, you know you've arrived as an atheist blogger when you've been spammed by DM. ;-)

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