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Wednesday, July 28, 2010

The Star Spangled Banner + God = Goderrific!



Here are the improved lyrics to our national anthem.


Oh, say can you see (fellow Christians) by the dawn's early light (made on the first day)
What so proudly we hailed (by the grace of God) at the twilight's last gleaming?
Whose broad stripes and bright stars (we'll add the cross later) thru the perilous fight,
O'er the ramparts we watched were so gallantly streaming?
GOD! GOD! GOD! GOD!
And the rocket's red glare, the bombs bursting in air (is it the Rapture?),
Gave proof through the night that our flag was still there.
GOD! GOD! GOD! But not the god of the Muslims.
Oh, say does that star-spangled banner yet wave
O'er the land of Jesus and the home of Intelligent Design!

Yes, shamelessness and insanity are prerequisites...

in Purgatory.

7 comments:

  1. Imagine hearing this sung before every home game at Liberty University. Go Flames!!!

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  2. Nice rendition....You sing it with such gusto.

    My favorite part: GOD!GOD!GOD!GOD!

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  3. Thanks! It's my years of voice training shining through.

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  4. I forgot you can sing - very nice! The GOD!GOD!GOD!GOD! part is my fave too.

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  5. If I start a barbershop quartet, may I include you?
    Thanks for the entertainment.

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  6. Very clever, and you have a great singing voice.

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