Friday, July 9, 2010
Introducing Laughing In Purgatory University!
I'm not making this up.
Glenn Beck has started Beck University. It's totally online so your learning doesn't get distracted by differing opinions of other students. Indoctrination at it's best!
You heard me right. Glenn Beck is the mastermind of America's quantum leap forward academically. One simply has to become an Insider Extreme member of Beck's posse (starting at only $6.26 per month) and you too can take these challenging courses.
Here is the curriculum vitae.
wait I'm noticing a trend...
In the spirit of Beck University I too will start an online University. I'll call it Purgatory University or PU for short. I haven't kicked out all the problems yet, but here is a list of classes.
Masturbation 101 (yes, everyone can do it but can you do it well?)
Getting Your Head Outta Your Ass 101
Identifying Scams 101 (also known as: Don't Join Beck University or Avoiding Religion)
Masturbation 201 (yes, it can be done better)
Identifying Lunatics 202
God Hates the Constitution 203
Masturbation 301 (there's a written and an oral exam )
Stone Cold Skepticism 302
- Here we will delve into mysteries like: the special Mormon underwear, God lives on a planet named Kolob, and Yes! You too can become a god if you're a good Mormon.
You knew that Glenn Beck is a Mormon, right?
Yes, that means Glenn Beck thinks he can be a god someday.
Yes, that means Mitt Romney thinks he can be a god also.
Just another day of lunacy...