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Friday, June 4, 2010

Are The Gays Planning To Get Rid Of Us All?

I was on the blog, Atheist Revolution the other day and read this.
Don't you just love it when the news media runs one of those sensationalistic headlines containing an obviously false statement with a question mark at the end to absolve themselves of responsibility?
Luckily I do not run anything close to a news media and don't have to worry about making sensationalistic headlines.

What? You think the title of my post is a little sensationalistic?

Well, I was reading Blag Hag (creator of the Boobquake sensation) and she reported how scientists have been able to make fatherless mice from two egg cells (check it out here)!

It's obvious to all of us who are Sarah Palin's Real Americans that the gays are not just trying to recruit us straights. No, somewhere in the depths of San Fransisco there must be a bunker where they are making fatherless (and at some point motherless) Godless legions. Soon the Republic will be overwhelmed by them - I saw a documentary on how it happened in a Galaxy long ago and far, far away.

What to do?

Panic.

That always helps...

in Purgatory.

Other posts you may like.
Yes... Too Much Happiness Does Cause Stupidity
Spinning In Purgatory or I Do Not Wooo!
Raising An Atheist or Why Do People Believe In Things They Can't Prove?

1 comment:

  1. Randall.Doc.FleckJune 5, 2010 at 2:23 PM

    I still think allowing gays in the military is a far right wing fanatic fundamentalist anti-gay plan. It's their design to form exclusive legions of gay men and lesbian women and then ship them off to a George dubya invented bloody war made for our side will lose.

    But it won't work... and the reason is George.

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