The Ten BIG Changes In Text Books
Thanks To The Texas Board Of Education
- Screw the Copernican Sun centered Solar System! Earth is back to being center stage baby!
- Columbus didn't discover America, Jesus did.
- Jews were God's chosen people until Jesus made Americans perfect.
- God hates the U.N. - it's in one of the lesser known Bible verses.
- The Confederacy won the Civil War. They were gracious winners and kept the Union flag and National Anthem.
- Slaves had it good! They got a free all expense paid trip to America!
- Fox news has a hot line to Heaven. That's why they're always right.
- The KKK is the fourth branch of government.
- All High School students will need to answer this question, How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?
- Evolution is just a theory, like the existence of the Loch Ness Monster is a theory. Intelligent Design has been intelligently designed by a Divine Intelligence and you can get to know Him in any Baptist Church on Sunday.