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The Ten BIG Changes In Text Books
Thanks To The Texas Board Of Education
- Screw the Copernican Sun centered Solar System! Earth is back to being center stage baby!
- Columbus didn't discover America, Jesus did.
- Jews were God's chosen people until Jesus made Americans perfect.
- God hates the U.N. - it's in one of the lesser known Bible verses.
- The Confederacy won the Civil War. They were gracious winners and kept the Union flag and National Anthem.
- Slaves had it good! They got a free all expense paid trip to America!
- Fox news has a hot line to Heaven. That's why they're always right.
- The KKK is the fourth branch of government.
- All High School students will need to answer this question, How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?
- Evolution is just a theory, like the existence of the Loch Ness Monster is a theory. Intelligent Design has been intelligently designed by a Divine Intelligence and you can get to know Him in any Baptist Church on Sunday.
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degenerates (PZ) or children (HEMANT) - ATHEISTS!
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRRg2tWGDSY
do you have anything to say, you STUPID LITTLE F*CKER?
Now let's listen to this *GENIUS*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUB4j0n2UDU
how about I tell you, Mr. Shermer, EVERYTHING YOU THINK ABOUT THE WORLD is
*WRONG*
...
you cannot SILENCE ME... for the idiot called *
FROM NOW ON:
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EVERYTHING YOU SAY I WILL DOUBLE ON YOU...
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Atheists,
you are going to learn even to TALK about GOD the way you do is going to cost
you your lives...
the writing on the wall...
f*ck you very much!
THE BOOBQUAKE - 911!
http://dissidentphilosophy.lifediscussion.net/philosophy-f1/the-boobquake-911-t1310.htm
DM, I'm OK with your whole ranting thing you've got going on. However, I am going to ask you not recycle old messages. Keep it new! Keep it fresh! Otherwise I will have to block you.
ReplyDeleteHey, you stole my troll. Or was it the other way around?
ReplyDeleteAnyway, maybe we should all get together and offer a prize to anyone who can figure out exactly what this idiot is saying?
I don't mind if he doesn't make sense. What I care about is that he comes with is a new slant on the rant.
ReplyDeleteTrolls (I'm sitting back in my leather bound chair smoking my pipe with my fez on)are a renewable resource like the sun or wind. There are enough for all and they keep on going...
"...and after a ferocious taunting of the Trolls, Sir Andy retired before a crackling fire to a pipe and brandy."
ReplyDelete(Best when spoken in a British accent)
Ignorant assholes do have a penchant for redundancy, so I wouldn't expect any original rant material any time soon.
ReplyDeleteI like the British sentiment, though Andy isn't really a pipe and brandy kind of guy....
I do like a glass of Port now and then.
ReplyDeleteI found him. His name is Jonas Thomas. I sent him an email to his job4u.com address.
ReplyDeleteI C U Jonas
Jonas Thomas, it's a good Christian name.
ReplyDeleteIt sounds much better if you assume an upper-class twit British accent and then announce "Jonas Thomas, bloviating wanker"...
ReplyDeleteHey, what's wrong with a British accent? I have one and I'm not a bloviating wanker...
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