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Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Obama Is The Anti-Christ

Obama is the Anti-Christ! I came to this conclusion today. With the help of the internet I finally put all the pieces of the puzzle together. Here they are:

Health Care for all, lowering the total number of nuclear weapons, and Financial Reform!
The Devil wants you to be healthy, safe, and affluent (not like that lovable YAWEH).

If you write obama+bush, you get obamabush.
What the Hell am I talking about? As noted, Mabus is the name Nostradamus gave to the 3rd Anti-Christ!

Obama's limousine is nicknamed the BEAST.
N'uf said.

The Bible states the Anti-Christ will be Muslim!
Ok, Islam wasn't founded until about 622 CE and there is no direct reference of Islam in the Bible. But think about it like this: Obama is a Muslim (obviously), Obama is the Anti-Christ (doubly obviously), ergo the Anti-Christ is Muslim, and the Bible is the holder of all truth so the Bible states the Anti-Christ will be Muslim. Got it? If you don't you're going to Hell.

A zip code in Chicago is 60606!
It's the number of the Beast, 666! Maybe not exactly, but it's close enough!

With this prophetic wisdom in hand (along with my trusty tinfoil hat) I am preparing for the Rapture.

2 comments:

  1. OMFG you are so right! OBAMA IS THE DEVIL AND HE WANTS YOU TO BE SAFE AND HEALTHY. THE WORLD IS ENDING!!!!!!!!

    The way those 'publicans are carrying on, you'd swear they believe this.

    I hate stupid people but god made so, very, many of them, I sometimes wonder if I'm wrong.

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  2. Besides, his name is one letter away from "Osama," who, as we all know, was actually an extremely powerful demon with the ability to play a ten year game of hide-and-seek.

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