Monday, January 4, 2010

To The Courageous Legislators of Uganda

To the Courageous Legislators of Uganda,

I am writing you today to urge you to stay the course concerning your Anti-Homosexuality Bill of 2009 that is poised to protect your Christ-centered society.

I say stick to your guns!

Many in the liberal, decadent, American Idol loving West will threaten to take away all the foreign aid they lavish on your poor country.

And for no good reason.

So you want to hang convicted homosexuals? Good for you! I hear there is talk of dropping the hanging provision to life imprisonment. This is bad. Stand strong and listen to your hearts.

Believe me I know from personal experience. I am writing from Massachusetts the hotbed of the Gay Cabal. Look at what has happened to this fair Country once the Gays started to marry in 2004.

The CDC states that the marriage rate is 7.1 per 1000 people.
The Divorce Rated is 3.5 per 1000 people (of the reporting 44 states and DC).
The Divorce Rate is about 50%! (Thanks CDC FASTSTATS)

Our States with the highest Divorce Rates.


(care of the CDC 2007)

Obviously the Gays are at fault.

It just shows how insidious the Gays are since 4 out of 5 of the above states have passed the Defense of Marriage Act (Wyoming hasn't voted).

What's worse is that the Gays are using their mind-control satellite to keep Massachusetts the state with the lowest Divorce Rate!

Now some may say that as an American I should not interfere with your internal affairs. I am only following the path that others have blazed before me. Evangelical celebrities like Caleb Lee Brundbridge (having been cured of Homosexuality he leads others to the straight and narrow via his "healing seminars"), Scott Lively (author of "How to Recruit-Proof Your Child") and Don Schmierer were just in Uganda preaching God's support of your repression of the Gays.

I will close my letter in the words that the faithful of Uganda have used to identify the homes of homosexuals:

Die Sodomite!

(I got the motivation to write this from a New York Times Article today: "Americans' Role Seen in Uganda Anti-Gay Push".)

1 comment:

  1. Most likely ignorant homophobic bible-thumpers won't be reading your blog anyway, but you might want to go even a bit further over the top to make sure that even Bushie would know you're being sarcastic. If he in fact reads anything other than porn. Oh wait, I forgot - he can't read.


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